Please mind the mess! Don't be shy to message me I like to hear new peoples stories even if it's just to say hey.
Most thought out tactic in film history.
Han Solo gets shit done.
Absolutely genius.
Flawless.
Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.
han yolo
(Source: theendofanuntoldstory, via captainshortround)
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Are you trying to give me heart palpitations?
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“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Reflective.”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
Meeting Gaston is #1 on my bucket list right now
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I am IRON-CLAD-APPROPRIATE-WOMAN … but seriously I think Disney still has rules like this for women employwws but I wouldn’t know for certain I’m not employed there. But the stories carry on.
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