this video never fails to make me barf laughing time and time again
saw this a while back, my friend turned off the gravity like this in our game. Ohh man… The throwing star spin at the end is the best~
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TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS
MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS
BED TWERP
THE DOOM AND GLOOM UP IN HIS ROOM IS BROKEN INSTANTLY
bY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH WHO GRANT HIS EVERY WISH
CAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE HIS ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
ODDPARENTS, FAIRLY ODD PARENTS!
WANDS AND WINGS, FLOATY CROWNY THINGS!
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Since 1978, the cost of attending college in America has increased 1,120 percent. And as you can see in this infrographic the financial model for higher education looks broken, as tuition costs are rising faster than inflation. This infographic breaks down the small fortunes that students are investing in their academic lives—implicitly asking why it has to be this way, and explicitly advising future students on how to minimize their debt.
» via Fast Company
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I know there’s been much ado about the owner of Abercrombie and Fitch criticizing ugly people while many here consider him to be ugly. I could go on about whether this is or isn’t hypocritical on either front and about the subjective meaning of beauty and all that but I want to address something I feel is more important and that’s the comparison of the man in question to an orc.
Most of the memes resulting from this controversy have shown Gothmog alongside their C.E.O., and I want to talk about why that’s wrong.
Gothmog served in Sauron’s army during the War of the Ring, as the lieutenant of Minas Morgul, second-in-command to the Witch-king of Angmar, lord of the nine Nazgûl. He took command of the forces of Morgul during the Battle of the Pelennor Fields after the Witch-king was slain by Éowyn. That makes him a veteran and I don’t care what side he fought for, the point is he fought for what he believed in and did so with exceptional nobility. It was he who called for Grond to break down the gates of Minas Tirith, it was he who was nearly crushed when the white city launched chunks of massive stone on his location, moving only at the final moment to survive. All with a tumor on his head the size of a grapefruit. And tumblr has made him the standard of ugliness.
I don’t give a damn about Abercrombie guy, but to reduce one of if not the greatest of orcs to an ugly joke just to mock the guy in unfair and ignorant.
yeah, check your Gondor privilege
THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC OH MY GOD
Tumblr, where you can’t take an ugly by definition character and use them to call someone ugly without then someone else declaring why it is in fact, morally, incorrect as they had redeeming qualities that made them a better character then their appearance, proving that is what counts most.
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I’ve just seen and heard so much hatred. I’ve been called garbage, I’ve been called the death of fucking good music, trash, stupid, pointless and disposable. I don’t understand. I’m just trying to make people happy. And it’s such positive, fun music. Like, why are people so angry?
WHO MADE KE$HA CRY I WILL CUT YOU
ok rude
Is this from that new reality show her brother or someone in her family is doing?
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What time is it?
Jake:
- 1 oz bubble gum vodka
- 1 oz Peach schnapps
- Orange juice
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- Shake all alcohol with ice
- strain into any size glass of your choice
- fill with Orange juice
Finn:
- 1 oz UV cake
- .5 oz Cherry Vodka
- Splash blue Curacao (to color)
- Milk
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- In a small glass pour cake vodka and cherry vodka
- fill glass with milk
- splash in a little blue curacao
- stir gently
The Princess Bubble-tini:
- 1 oz bubble gum vodka
- .5 oz ammaretto
- splash grenadine (to color)
- Sprite
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- In a cocktail shaker add all alcohol and a splash of grenadine
- Shake vigorously with ice
- strain into a martini glass
- fill with sprite
- Garnish with a gumbal
Marceline’s Bite:
- 1 oz Strawberry rum
- .5 oz whipped cream vodka
- .5 oz UV cake vodka
- Grenadine
- Sprite
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- Add all alcohol to a cocktail shaker
- shake vigorously with ice
- strain into a old fashion glass
- fill with sprite
- slowly sink grenadine to the bottom
- Garnish with a strawberry
The Ice King
- 2/3rds cup of sugar
- 1.5 cups UV Blue
- 1.5 cups Water
- 1 cup fresh squeezed lemon juice
- 4 cups Ice
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- pour all ingrediants into a blender
- blend on high till properly mixed
- pour into tall glasses
(Makes 2-6 servings)
ADVENTURE TIME!!!! So we have been lax of updates lately and we do apologize. It wasn’t for lack of drinks it was a lack of photos. But to make up for it we have not one or two but FIVE cocktails for you. One more Adventure time cocktail is coming in the future as well. So without further ado….
Jake the dog - So the idea behind this cocktail is since he can stretch to any size he can be in any size glass and still taste great. I think we did it pretty well. even tastes great as a shot.
Finn - So i wanted this cocktail to be something a kid would like and not be soda based because he is a kid. i think cherry topped cake covers that
Princess bubble-tini - sweet, tasty, smooth, and just a touch of class.This drink embodies PB.
The Ice King - Sweet yet a bit tart. a frozen blue raspberry lemonade sends chills down your spine and is delicious.
Marceline’s bite - Marceline eats shades of red, who’s to say she doesn’t also drink them? this cocktail is a twist on her favorite source of red strawberries. Its a sweet strawberry shortcake tasting cocktail. The grenadine sinks and starts to merge looking like she has already started draining the red from the drink.
“Slamacow!!!” ~ Finn
I’m sold!
